1-Year Goof Guard
1-Year Goof Guard
- 👻Giant monster-face hood: googly eyes, shaggy hair, huge pink lips you see out of.
- 🧥Thick coral fleece, fuzzy inside and out. October-to-March warm.
- 🎨Seven colors, adult S–XL and kids’ 2–10 years. Mini monster pocket on the front.
🪪 Do I get the comb?
The giant comb from the videos is a $4.99 add-on: tick it under the bundle picker. It ships in its own envelope, so it can arrive a few days before or after the onesie.
📏 Which size?
It runs big on purpose. From buyers: L fits about 5’3”–5’5” (160–165 cm); taller than that, take XL. One buyer found S “very large”. Between sizes, size down. Kids’ sizes go by age: 2–4, 5–7 and 8–10 years, in Purple, Blue, Red and Black.
🚚 How long does delivery take?
Two to four business days to get it moving, then ten to eighteen in transit — roughly two to three weeks door to door. Tracking updates as soon as it ships.
🧹 How warm is it?
Thick coral fleece, fuzzy both sides. Buyers call it “furry and warm”. Think a wearable blanket you can answer the door in, not sleepwear for July.
🔄 What if I don’t like it?
Thirty days from delivery. Tell us and we refund you, and we do not ask you to post it back.
A year of accident cover on your onesie. A rip, a broken zipper, a stain that will not wash out, a hood that comes unstitched: send us a photo and we send a replacement in the same color and size, free, once during the year.
Our standard 30-day returns apply to every order whether or not you add this.
| Fabric | Thick coral fleece, fuzzy inside and out |
| Hood | Cartoon monster face: two googly eyes, faux-fur hair, felt lips; your face shows under the lips |
| Mini monster face, front | |
| Closure | Zip front, snaps at the seat, elastic cuffs |
| Colors | Green, Purple, Blue |
| Sizes | S – XL, oversized fit |
| Care | Machine wash cold, gentle; hang or tumble low; brush the fur after |
| Measurements | A measured chart follows when our own units land; buyer-reported fit is in Sizing |
You already know who needs this
The one who answers the door in a blanket. The roommate who is always cold. The person who sends you every ridiculous video at 1am.
This is a full-body fleece onesie with a giant googly-eyed monster face for a hood. It is warm, it is soft, and nobody can stay in a bad mood while wearing it or looking at it.
Get two. Match. Send us the video.
What makes it different
Versus the alternatives
| GoofGang | $25 costume onesie | Plain fleece onesie | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Makes people laugh out loud | ✓ | sometimes | — |
| Thick fleece you can live in all winter | ✓ | — | ✓ |
| Face you can see out of | ✓ | rarely | n/a |
| Matching colors for two or three people | ✓ | — | — |
| Free US shipping, 30-day returns | ✓ | — | varies |
How it works
Zip in
Front zip, snaps at the seat, elastic cuffs. Socks optional.
Hood up
The monster face sits on top of your head; you see out under the lips.
Answer the door
Or the video call. Or the family group chat. This is the whole point.
Wash it
Cold, gentle, hang or tumble low. Brush the fur back up.
Sizing
It is meant to be oversized and it runs large. Buyer-reported fit:
| Size | Buyers report |
|---|---|
| S | “very large” on one buyer — petite / under 5’2” |
| M | “fits very well” — around 5’2”–5’5” |
| L | “a good fit for a person of about 160–165 cm” (5’3”–5’5”); one buyer found the legs a bit short after sizing up |
| XL | “if you are taller, order XL” — 5’6” and up |
Between sizes, size down. A measured chart replaces this table when our own units land; until then, message us through the Contact page and we will tell you exactly what we know.
What buyers say
Verbatim from verified buyers of this onesie: 51 ratings, 4.9 average, 800+ sold. One buyer noted the lips are silky rather than furry and the hair shorter than pictured; another found it “slightly disappointing when it comes to looks but very comfortable”. We would rather you knew.
“Just for the time and the laughter I've had by giving it to my wife and my mother-in-law is worth what I paid 😂. Great!”
“Nice onesie, furry and warm wife loves them, only complaint, lips are silky not furry and not as big, also hair seems shorter, but overall pleased with purchase and price”
“Looks very good. i ordered large - it is a good fit for a person of about 160-165 cm. if you are taller order xl.”
“Super soft, very nice, ordered a size larger, fits a bit short on the legs.”
“fits very well, funny onesie”
“The product is of excellent quality, but size S is very large.”
Love it in 30 days, or keep your money
Put it on, answer the door, see what happens. If it is not the funniest thing you own, or if it is and you still do not want it, we refund every cent.
- 30 days from delivery, not from dispatch.
- You do not have to post it back.
- Free shipping to the US and Canada.
FAQs
Can I see out of it?
Yes. The monster face sits on top of your head like a hood; your own face shows under the big pink lips. You can also wear the hood down.
Is it warm?
Thick coral fleece, fuzzy on both sides. Buyers call it furry and warm. It is a winter layer, not summer pajamas.
Which colors?
Green, purple and blue, all the same monster. Green has the brown hair; purple and blue have hair to match.
Are the photos real?
The product photos are real photographs of the onesie we ship. The lifestyle images and our videos are AI visualisations of it in use; treat those as illustration.
How long does delivery take?
Two to four business days to get it moving, then ten to eighteen in transit, so roughly two to three weeks door to door. Tracking by email the moment it ships.
What if it does not fit?
Tell us within 30 days and we send the other size, no return needed.
$59.99, free shipping, 30 days
Duo saves 10%, Trio 15%, Family Pack 20%, applied automatically in the cart.
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